There hasn't been a "religious figures in random objects" post in well over a year, so this group of 25 images from Holy Taco should make up for lost time. By the way, this image of KitKat Jesus is absolutely fantastic.
Be Advised : There is a pic with a more-naked-than-not female on the link page of which your grandmother would not approve.
It’s a long weekend for me...going out-of-town in a few hours to visit family, and then driving to the Radiohead concert in Indianapolis, Sunday night. I’ve been a fan of theirs since Pablo Honey, and am pretty excited because I’ve yet to see them perform live.
I’ll leave it up to Joe Esposito to start the weekend off right with an ass kickin’ Daniel Laruso video.
Jesus Sighting Update!!!
Man, do I love a good Jesus sighting. When somebody sends me a photo, or I come across a news story with the title, “Jesus face appears in Alabama couple’s potato salad”, I’m like a kid in a candy store. Rarely am I ever disappointed, and when I saw the recent headline, “Family Claims to See Jesus in Cat Fur”, I was downright giddy. But alas, disappointment ensued.
Jesus Sighting Update, Update!!!
I was so upset with my inability to see Jesus in these cat photos, that I magnified the image x 6400, and sure enough, Jesus is there. You might have to squint your eyes a bit, and turn your head slightly to the left, just as the sun is setting, but trust me, He’s there. *
* Oh snap, who just got punk’d? It’s really just my cat with a painting of Jesus slapped on. Try not to be so gullible next time.
For those of you that like to keep tabs on the occasional appearance of Jesus Christ, he was recently crying in an Orlando, Florida hospital.
I was really excited about this picture, until I realized I wasn’t supposed to be looking at the image of Jesus hugging a little kid in the background, rather, I was supposed to focus on the glaring light and window condensation.
After all, it’s probably Jesus...or it could be Rob Zombie, or maybe Charles Manson, although, Occam’s Razor would require me to be a cynic, and come to the conclusion that it might simply be window condensation.
In other equally astounding news, one of Ohio’s finest was arrested for picnic table intercourse. Please, take a moment to drink in those last three words.
According to Local 6 News (WKMG for those of you interested in call letters)... Jesus is among us, and is currently residing in an Arlington, Florida tree. I repeat, the world's Savior has returned to earth, taking on the form of tree bark. At first I was skeptical of this news, so many questions running through my mind: Why a tree? Why Florida? Where in the hell is Arlington? Is Paris Hilton possibly a genius? How did I not puke on New Year's Eve? Is my dinner ready yet? But alas, I knew salvation had arrived upon reading the tree owner's eloquent words, "Jesus don't just pop up like that. If you know the word of Jesus and you believe in Jesus, then there you go. He does exist."
There you go my friends, proof He does exist. Upon further Google research, Jesus has shown up at least six times in the past two years, as tree bark, salt residue and the ever popular burned fish stick.
This would be an excellent time to offer the link for one of my guilty pleasure sites, I'm not sayin' all these people are delusional, I'm just sayin'...
